Listen to this vocal descent into evil, it’s great.
Richard Madden’s character (Alucard) is basically Baelfire to Carlyle’s Rumplestiltskin in this story. Carlyle slowly becomes more and more evil and powerful, but it leaves him like this dark vampire guy. Also Carlyle was mind controlled into killing his own wife while descending into evil?? So to avenge his mother’s death,
Baelfire Alucard comes and fights his dad, but Rumple Dracula smacks him down. When he’s dying on the floor, Bae tells Rumple he’s his son, Rumple is like nooo and makes him a vampire to save his life. there’s a lot of daddy issues in this.
Anyway just listen to the voices, this isn’t supposed to make sense it’s just to show the good guy > evil guy voice change.
Okay, now you have to promise, please, that you will give us a sample of both him losing his shit and his Good Guy voice.
I’m making it right now, actually!
You are about 600 times cooler than me, let’s just get that out of the way right now, good lord in heaven
I love love love when people post passionately and eruditely about things they dearly love, but things I don’t know anything about. (
I go on to use this newfound occult knowledge to make me look cool and well-rounded in future conversations) You may be the queen of this. I always want to check out things that you post that I don’t recognize, especially stage things
I feel like, were we to have coffee or something, you would be so interesting to talk to because of your dark eclectic interests and knowledge that you must have performed dark rituals in the dead of night to obtain.
I find you very interesting and mysterious and lovely. Your taste is immaculate and coincides so much with my own that your opinion has a great deal of weight with me. I mean the artworks you choose to post!!! If that was all you posted about, that would be perfect enough, but then you go and add commentary to fannish things I am a fan of while I nod in agreement and laugh myself to an early grave.
it’s weird to listen to this Castlevania game and hear Robert Carlyle play a character who is this dark immortal powerful monster who used to be a human, who had his humanity tricked away from him little by little
I keep hearing it as Rumple talking - even the Bad Guy Voice is similar to Rumple’s voice when he has completely lost his shit and not even trolling anymore, just completely done with everything.
I’ll post an audio sample, maybe, because it’s quite lovely. I also like the Good Guy voice he was using in the beginning before shit hits the fan, it is attractive, A++ would bang
This was not what I was expecting at all and now I’m actually crying?? Can I wrap you up in a sweater knit from gold thread and just hug on you a while?? Can I do this?
YES BEDECK ME IN GOLD
I imagine you blackmailed Rumple into spinning it, so I will wear it with pride and not a little glee
but seriously though you are very lovely - also I forgot to say but I love your fics so much, there’s a complicated melancholy quality in even the happy!fic (let alone the sad ones good god) that is so hard to describe, but it’s always very excellent
you are so
you don’t even know???
Of all the the blogs I follow, I think you may be the one who has the highest percentage of posts with tags that reduce me to snorting ugly laughter. You’ve made tagging into a hilarious emotional art form, and I just want to follow you around and laugh obnoxiously at all your jokes, or rather, muffle my obnoxious laughter behind my hand while I desperately pretend to be a cool guy.
You’re beautiful and, more importantly, effervescent and genuinely kind. And thoughtful. Generous with your time and your attention and your enthusiasm in a way that, if the entire world would do the same, everywhere and everything would be sunshine and rainbows and cupcakes, and everyone would know they were appreciated and loved.
I repeat, I only like to follow blogs that are unafraid to be insecure, to show themselves, to allow their posts to be seeped in their personality. I like to get to know people through what they choose to post and say. And what you’ve chosen to post and say have revealed you to be a great beauty, inside and out.
I was reading our old chat logs the other day and just sort of wondering at how kind you were to me. And are to me. You are an incredible motherly, kind woman, and I feel so blessed when I think about how little time humans have to spend on earth, and how much of that time you chose to spend condescending to talk to me. Thank you for being my friend and making me laugh and being so encouraging and positive and fun - that period in my life was quite dark and dreary, but you made it much better. Thank you again.
ALSO I might have missed your take on it, but I wonder sometimes about what you think about Elementary ((since you love Sherlock so much and had actually written an AU with female!Watson years before Elementary was even a twinkle in anybody’s eye (if I recall correctly??).))