This is entertaining, until you consider the fact that Ganondorf doesn’t breed. He’s the king, not the father. Gerudo’s raid villages and steal men to mate with before killing them. Kind of like Amazons.
Ganondorf not “breeding” (kind of bothers me to use a term that applies to animal husbandry to talk about the personal life of a for-all-intents-and-purposes human character but that might just be me) isn’t really a “fact” so much as a “thing you made up in your head”. Just like this comic was a thing someone made up in their head. Even the Gerudos “stealing” men is a thing you made up in your head, as the quote from the gossip stone that weighs in on that matter is something like “Gerudos go to castle town to look for boyfriends”. Nothing specifically about kidnapping them, for all we know they come in and pick up dudes they share a mutual attraction with. Which is a thing I just made up in my head. Zelda lore is pretty flimsy when you really look at it and most of the entertainment and intrigue comes from Things People Make Up In Their Heads. All we really know for “fact” about Ganondorf’s personal life is that he and Nabooru were close somehow and as of his sacking Hyrule Castle they’re kinda on the rocks, and that at least at one point he had the good intentions of trying to make a better life for the Gerudos.
Bless you. The comments this has been getting have been more than a little bewildering.